So the feast day for the patron Saint of Ireland means go get tossed on a Tuesday nite, drunk drive for at least 3 bar hops, go home with a tyrannosaurus, and go to work the next day late and smelling like a brewery.
If this is what it takes to be Catholic, how come there are so many damned Islam converts and born-again Southern Baptists??? As a former Catholic, I demand to understand that despite our liberal, well technically conservative viewpoints on alcohol and gambling, we don't use this as a recruiting tool??? Salvation issues be damned, NOBODY REALLY KNOWS!
Who cares what you call your god or where you stand on the Jesus issue...if we're gonna party like this on feast days, fuck it...I'm in! No wonder why the Romans loved Christianity! Everyday was technically a feast day! This is probably why Christianity grew so fuckin fast...no, it wasn't the promise of everlasting paradise, but a feast fuck drunk fest every feast day of the year.
So, sex scandals, celibacy, and enlightenment are causing the church to fall apart. If it wants to matter, it needs to accept that sin is natural and unavoidable...maybe those ridiculous and corrupt Church leaders during the dark ages had it right.
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