My fat wife gives me that little wink every now and then...

"I got hit head on by a tsetse flea and was laid up for 2 years."
"I gave all of my fat clothes to my fat friends." Now, a handful of fat children who shop at the thrift store have a plethora of outfits thanks to Brian Alvarez.
"I hated my body." That's a manly comment.
"My muscles started getting toned again....I have muscles I didn't have in high school" Brian...where are these muscles???
"I went from a 38 to a size 30." Size 30...in boys.
"My [fat] wife gives me that little look every now and then." Wife is officially fatter than me...unless this heifer hopped on the bowflex too...which she didn't or else they'd show her using it and it would be a couple success story.