Sunday, May 10, 2009

Milestones



Maybe it's stupid...but, there are a lot of firsts that we as human beings go through in the stages of life.

1st kiss, 1st car, apartment on your own, etc.

I found this one interesting...and much less expensive/costly/regrettable than most...first garden hose.

It symbolizes prosperity...water for the garden and the yard for your first house. It also represents times of frustration...cleaning up mushed pet shit on your rug, spraying out the veggie drawer of your fridge b/c unbelievably, your fat ass forgot to eat the Costco sized 5 lb bag of spinach....didn't see that one coming.

Just something to think about here on Mother's Day...since I'm estranged from my abusive, drunken, pill addicted heifer of a Mom.

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