Monday, June 28, 2010

My former landlord rant....

God, this guys sucked ass...had no brains....was ignorant as fuck....place was such a dump...after a weekend of fixing my deck and doing yard work, I reflect upon the joy of home ownership vs. living as a peasant.....

I don't know where to begin with this guy, but he's about as poor a landlord as one can be. He allowed our septic tank to overflow into our yard, toilets, and basement for 6 months and then had the balls to tell us when we moved out that the house still had "pet odor" and we would need to pay to have the house cleaned....even though the house still has raw sewage muck caking the basement wall and floors.

If that story isn't enough to not make you vomit/not rent from this clown, I have a million others....here are just a couple from our 1 yr spent living as his serf... Slumlords like him belong on campus or Mogadishu for that matter, not on the northside. He never fixed any problems in a timely fashion and when it was finally "fixed" it was a half assed job. He poured gravel over the basement window wells bc the windows were all broken, He refused to fix a broken toilet or replace a toilet that was ruined by sewage backup....the solution was to just hold the flush lever. Bc he's so goddamned broke, he lives next door to this dump in a loft above his garage and annexed part of the yard for himself. He lets his 3 beagles out to bark at 2am just about every nite. He never fixed 3 broken windows in the house, btw it isnt 1912...single pane windows are out. . He will text/email you at 6 am the first of the month to harass and collect rent. Above all, you have to show the place on short notice while you are still living there/moving out. He lets you paint any color, then tells you you have to paint it back and makes an addendum to the lease the day after you do it...remember, this is just a yr of living at this dump....

Unprofessional, uncouth, and just plain ignorant...not a bad guy, I think he has no malicious intent, I think he's completely oblivious to how people need to behave in a society.

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