I despise toilet paper. It is useless in all forms. How can we expect an ass to be cleaned properly after an ordeal of defecation? Like my grandfather, the clean master, he always says, “you can’t clean sticky with dry.”
I am ahead of the curve. I have always strove to use baby wipes after an ordeal. Why? Well, when you were an infant, what was used on you? Did Mommy dearest keep a roll of Charmin next to you while you were being changed. Nope. The fact is, baby wipes are moist, contain ingredients like aloe, as well as disinfecting agents. If you don’t think moist is appropriate for cleaning, what would you do if you spilled a pepsi on your hardwood floor? What would you clean it with…a Swiffer or a 3 plies of Brawny…I rest my case.
The answer is, why do we change? Baby wipes are not expensive in comparison to designer t.p. Where did we go wrong as a society? I don’t credit the Europeans for much, but they have a point. They have a device called a bidet for after poo usage. The bidet is a sink/toilet looking device used to clean your genitalia/anal area. In the US, this is not an option. The Europeans are known for their foul smelling BO, yet even they desire a clean asshole after a dump!
Toilet Paper does not become obsolete. Why not have a drying agent to finish your cleansing process! Trust me, the next time you are going to take a 2, bring yourself some baby wipes to wipe yourself, followed by a drying by the t.p. Your ass will truly be clean for a change! It's like getting the deluxe car wash.
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